So now that you know a little but about us, I can jump straight into the house talk. Hmm maybe we should go over Belmonte’s stats? Just so you know all her qualifications. Hmm. This kinda feels like an interview, no? I’m starting to get really nervous, ahhh! Sweaty palms! Look I’m just nervous because a lot of people misunderstand the old broad. She’s a GREAT old house. Just don’t expect her to do more than she’s capable of, ok?
Age built: 1920 or 1922 we think. Records are spotty.
Number of Owners: 2 total, that we know of.
Sq footage: 1,009
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 1
Plus a 1½ car Garage! The “half” overhangs with the house, so you can enter through the kitchen. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.
Oh yeah, and did I mention that it’s always on the market? ALWAYS available for anyone… that just wants to… swoop right in and make an offer. Yup. Uhh… we’re always open to offers! So uh, just open up you’re checkbook and uhh HA HA HA HA Ha ha ! Just kidding! Ha. Good one.
Unless you really want to make an offer………..?
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